There was a man who was walking door to door selling magazines. He comes up to a house with an old man rocking back and forth, petting a mean looking rottweiler. He speaks up and asks "Hello sir, does your dog bite?"
The old man says "Nope, he's as sweet as a puppy dog."
The young man grins and walks towards the old man, "I'm wondering if you'd be interested in purchasing a magazi-" The man was cut off in mid sentence when the rottweiler leaped off the porch, grabbed onto his arm and wrestled him to the ground. "AAAAH!!!" he screamned. "I THOUGHT YOUR DOG DIDN'T BITE!!?!"
The old man chuckles and said, "that aint my dog."
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I liked you Tommy, I'll kill you last.